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ある科学者が食べ物がなくても太陽の光だけで生きていける薬を開発した。
その後世界中の飢餓はすべてなくなったが、何もしなくても生きていけるので人々は働かなくなってしまった。
ついにはみな動こうともせずただひたすら太陽を見ているだけとなり、次第に体の機能もそれに合わせて退化していった。

何億年もたって、それを僕たちは植物と呼ぶようになった。

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— ベア速 ブラックジョーク書いてけ。意味わからんゆとりは昼寝してろ (via takaakik)
2008-07-11 (via gkojay) (via ak47) (via tomato-s) (via andi-b) (via yellowblog) (via motomocomo)
Reblogged 2 years ago from motomocomo (Originally from snj)
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